Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
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i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
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I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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