Me. At least after what I've been through.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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