I think im going to throw up on grandma
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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