My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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