we have officially lost it.
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
You're breaking my sexual little heart
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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