So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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