I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
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