$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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