i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
