Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
Randomize
