Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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