I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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