she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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