areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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