wat bout pragnant strippers??
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
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not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
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Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
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