Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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