Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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