But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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