im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
