We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
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Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
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I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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