i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
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You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
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when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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