I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
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Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
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I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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