Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
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his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
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I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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