He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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