I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Randomize
