And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Randomize
