we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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