Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
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I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
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I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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