I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
He felt like a one man threesome
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I need moral support for this bender
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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