You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
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We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
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Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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