He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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