ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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