okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
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I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
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It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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