Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Im part way to drunk.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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