do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
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Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
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So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
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