i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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