Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
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so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
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To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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