I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
