try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Randomize
