there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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