Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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