So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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