we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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