So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
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stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
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If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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