I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
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As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
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The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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