it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
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