party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
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if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
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I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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