So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
