Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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