is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
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His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
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Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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