I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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