K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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