You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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