I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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